A WEEKLY REVIEW OF YOUR CAMERA ROLL

You took 312 photos of the same thing. We wrote it up.

The kid, the dog, the cat, your partner. Overshot reads your camera roll on your phone and turns whoever filled it into eight short, dry, very shareable cards. Your photos stay where they are.

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FIRST WRAP FREE · NO ACCOUNT · YOUR LIBRARY STAYS ON YOUR PHONE

9:41
VERDICT · 6/8Tone: Mixed
EXHIBIT F · 1 OF 9
CHARGE
Nine photos of a bath. None in focus.
DEFENCE
“He was shaking.”
WITNESS
Bean. Unavailable. Drying.

Guilty. Sentenced to one more towel.

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9:41
DOCUMENTARY · 2/8Tone: Soft
SAT 07:12 · ATTEMPT 47

Here we observe the parent, phone raised at breakfast, waiting for the smile. Attempt forty-seven.

It came. It was aimed at someone else.

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FORECAST · 3/4Tone: Mixed
MISO · THE ONE TIME SHE STAYED
Photos of Miso
11
Facing the camera
2
Mid-exit
9

Next week: 90% chance she leaves this one too.

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A laughing baby in a high chair

DOCUMENTARY · KID

Here we observe the parent, phone raised at breakfast. Attempt 47.

A golden retriever in the bath

VERDICT · PET

Guilty. Sentenced to one more towel.

A tabby cat asleep in a sun patch

FORECAST · CAT

Next week: 90% chance she leaves this one too.

Not a photo cloud.

Your library is read on your phone and stays there. Nobody gets a copy of your camera roll.

Not a feed.

No followers, no likes, no discover tab. One wrap, then it’s done. Share it or don’t.

Not an account.

No sign-up, no password, no email. There’s nothing to log into and nothing to forget.

WHO FILLED YOUR ROLL?

Everyone gets reviewed. Eventually.

DOCUMENTARY · KID

One smile, 47 attempts. The smile was at the dog.

ASKED ABOUT
Name, age band
OFF-LIMITS BY DEFAULT
Body, school, health

Example lines. Your wrap is written from your own photos, in the tone you pick.

HOW IT WORKS

Three steps. The third one is the funny one.

01

Point it at an album.

The People & Pets album your phone already made, or any album or folder. Name them, pick a headshot, tell us they fear the hoover.

KID · PET · PARTNER · FRIENDS · FAMILY · HOME · FOOD

9:41
NEW SUBJECT · 1 / 4

Who are we reviewing?

Pick one. It changes the jokes, not the judgement.

PetFur, feathers, judgement.
KidMostly motion blur.
PartnerReluctant model.
FriendsThe group, blinking.
FamilyThe holiday album.
WorkWhiteboards, sadly.
HomeThe apartment, again.
FoodBefore you ate it.

Kids get gentler defaults. You can tighten them on the last step.

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9:41
OVERSHOTREADING · BEAN

Reviewing the evidence.

214 / 31268%

312 photos · local · nothing left the phone yet.

  • ✓Found Bean in 212 photos.
  • ✓Found you in 0. Noted.
  • ✓Found 3 bursts. All of the same ball.
  • …Choosing 8 cards, at most.

02

It reads the roll. On your phone.

Bursts, blurs, the same angle nine times. Overshot finds the patterns you’d rather it didn’t, and nothing leaves while it looks.

FOUND YOU IN 0 PHOTOS. NOTED.

03

Up to eight cards. Skip any.

A receipt, a documentary, a performance review, a court verdict. Skip the ones that hit too close. Share the rest as a Story or send them to the group.

THIN WEEK? FEWER CARDS. WE DON’T PAD.

9:41
OVERSHOTCASE NO. 0045

Case closed.

Bean · 7 days · 6 cards · 2 skipped

  1. 01Photographer: you.RECEIPT
  2. 02The ball has seen this before.DOC
  3. 04Same stick, six days.EXHIBIT
  4. 06Sentenced to one more towel.VERDICT
  5. 0723 photos of a nap. You watched.REPORT
  6. 08Exposure: zero. Stay hydrated.FORECAST

Skipped cards stay here. The share pack is the other six.

Share Story1 FREESend to the group · $3.99

CARD FORMATS

Same roll. Five ways to say it.

Every card borrows a serious format and plays it completely straight. The joke is mostly on the photographer. Nobody in the photos asked for this.

RECEIPT · DOG312 photos. Photographer: you. Subject: the dog.
DOCUMENTARY · KIDHere we observe the parent, lying on the floor, for the ninth time before breakfast.
REVIEW · PARTNERPhotos taken: 41. Photos approved: 3.
VERDICT · FRIENDSOne group photo. Guilty of blinking, again.
FORECAST · CAT90% chance she leaves the frame. Stay hydrated.

Pick the tone before it writes: Roast, Mixed, Soft or Dad joke. Mixed is the default. Skip any card and it never leaves the app.

THE AI JOKES

The stats are free. The writers’ room isn’t.

On your phone, Overshot sees patterns: how many, how fast, how blurry. For an AI wrap, 8 small copies go to our cloud joke writer once, so it can see what’s actually in them. The ball. The sock. The thumb over the lens. Then they’re deleted. Your first wrap gets this free.

STATS · STOCK LINESFREE, AFTER WRAP 1

14 shots in 9 seconds. Career-best burst.

Knows the counts, the timing and the blur. Doesn’t know there was a ball.

AI JOKESWRAP 1 + $3.99

14 shots in 9 seconds. The ball is in focus in one. The dog in none.

Sees what’s in the frame, so the joke can be about it.

WHAT LEAVES
8 small, downsized copies. Not the originals, not the other 304.
HOW OFTEN
Once per AI wrap. Your first one is free.
AFTERWARDS
Deleted right after the jokes are written. Never kept, never used to train anything.
TURN IT OFF
Any time, even when paid. Nothing leaves, you get stats and stock lines.

PRIVACY

Your library stays on your phone.

No account. No photo cloud. No feed. Overshot only reads the album you point it at, right there in your hand. The one thing that ever leaves is 8 small copies for an AI wrap, and you can switch that off.

READS
On your phone. Never a server.
YOUR LIBRARY
Never uploaded. Not synced. Not ours.
AI WRAPS
8 small copies leave once so the jokes can see what’s in them. Deleted right after. Switch off any time.
ACCOUNT
There isn’t one.
SKIPPED CARDS
Stay in the app. Never in a Story, never in the group.

PRICING

Your first wrap is on us. The jokes after that aren’t.

One full wrap, AI jokes and all, plus one Story to show for it. After that the stats stay free. The funny part is $3.99.

FreeSTART HERE
$0

Your first wrap, the real thing.

  • Wrap 1: full AI jokes
  • One Story share, with our mark
  • After that: stats cards with stock lines
  • Upgrade whenever a joke is worth it
OvershotMOST PICK THIS
$3.99 a month

or $34.99 a year · save 27%

  • AI jokes, every wrap
  • Share Story, any card
  • Send the pack to the group
  • Up to 3 subjects
Plus
$5.99 a month

or $49.99 a year · save 30%

  • Everything in Overshot
  • More than 3 subjects
  • Appeal the jokes in another tone
  • Every wrap saved to an album in your Photos
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Pick your plan inside the app. Everyone starts on Free.

Questions, answered flatly

What’s free, exactly?

Your first wrap, AI jokes and all, plus one Story share. After that you keep getting the stats cards with stock lines; the AI jokes and sharing are $3.99.

Do my photos get uploaded?

Your library never does. For an AI wrap, 8 small copies go to our joke writer once and are deleted right after. Switch it off and nothing leaves at all.

Who can it review?

Kids, pets, partners, friends, family, home, food. Free covers one subject, Overshot up to three, Plus as many as your roll can handle.

Is it mean?

Only if you ask. Pick Roast, Mixed, Soft or Dad joke, and tell it what not to joke about. We apologise in advance for the last one.

Is it okay for photos of my kids?

Kids get the gentlest defaults: body, school and health are off-limits before you touch anything, and the jokes land on the parent, not the child. Nothing is shared unless you share it.

What if I barely took photos?

Then you get fewer cards. Eleven photos is four cards, not a padded deck of eight.

Do I need an account?

No. There’s nothing to sign up for. Purchases go through the App Store or Google Play.

SHOT 312 / 312 · BATTERY 4%

You took enough. We’ll take it from here.

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